{"product_id":"mud-flood-tartaria-birthday-card-funny-conspiracy-greeting","title":"Mud Flood Tartaria Birthday Card – Conspiracy Greeting","description":"\u003cp\u003eAnother year above ground. The cities we walk over were not built in layers by accident. When the mud came — whether by flood, frequency shift, or deliberate burial — entire metropolitan centres were swallowed street by street, floor by floor. The grand halls, the vaulted arcades, the towering atriums with gas chandeliers still burning in their sconces — all of it pushed down, written over, called basements. This card is for the person who has stood at a sidewalk-level window and recognised the truth: we are walking on the roofs of giants.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe Mud Flood card features an original Etherfolk vintage illustration: a Tartarian city street cracked open to reveal the buried grand hall below. Chandelier still lit. Staircase still intact. A workman and child peer into the darkness while the oblivious world carries on above. The dome is still standing. The tower still glows. Nobody else noticed.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eInside left: \u003cem\u003eSome things get buried. You are not one of them. Happy Birthday.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cbr\u003eInside right: blank for your message\u003cbr\u003eBack: The Etherfolk brand manifesto and logo\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e• 4×6\" premium 350 g\/m² paperboard\u003cbr\u003e• Comes with envelope\u003cbr\u003e• Part of the Etherfolk Hidden Histories Collection\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFor everyone who has looked at a basement window at street level and asked the wrong question.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Etherfolk","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":42486254305365,"sku":"69CB2C946B521_14457","price":12.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0645\/5223\/9189\/files\/1788569e-il_fullxfull.7911243339_qeer.jpg?v=1778380720","url":"https:\/\/etherfolk.myshopify.com\/products\/mud-flood-tartaria-birthday-card-funny-conspiracy-greeting","provider":"Etherfolk","version":"1.0","type":"link"}